3506 BC, March 18, Thursday –Village of Eight:

When Noah awoke from his wine and knew what his youngest son had done to him, he said, “Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be to his brothers.”

He also said,
“Blessed be the LORD, the God of Shem;
and let Canaan be his servant.
May God enlarge Japheth,
and let him dwell in the tents of Shem,
and let Canaan be his servant.”

-Genesis 9:24-27 (ESV)

Wild speculation (based on a model):

Canaan attacked Noah from behind while he was trying to enjoy holiday. Even though Canaan was only 5 years old, he was already a gnarly little, grit eatin’, scum suckin’, gut grindin’, nail bitin’, scab pickin’, butt scratchin’, sleezy, smelly, pepper bellied, dirty, lousy, rotten, stinkin’, perverted monster.

3506 BC, April 16 (JC)

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