5260 BC, December 31, Wednesday –Coordinates: 40° 28′ 50″ North, 21° 17′ 15″ East:

The Dispilio Scriptures are carved on a wooden disk and this tablet is certainly the most popular read in 40 years! If you haven’t read it yet, you don’t know what you’re missing. Get out of your man cave, caveman, buy yourself a copy and you will find happiness for the rest of your fool life. At the price of only 200 squeezes of milk from a goat’s tit, copies are going fast!

5259 BC, February 10 (JC)

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