5665 BC, February 19, Wednesday –Land of Elda:

Now Adam knew Eve his wife, and she conceived and bore Cain, saying, “I have gotten a man with the help of the Lord.” And again, she bore his brother Abel. Now Abel was a keeper of sheep, and Cain a worker of the ground. In the course of time Cain brought to the Lord an offering of the fruit of the ground.

Genesis 4:1-3

Peanut Gallery Commentary:

Well, now. That  didn’t quite turn out as planned. Cain’s offering was an epic fail.

This is the third epic fail recorded in the Bible. The first was Eve conversing with snakes about forbidden fruit and knowledge. What was she smoking??? The second was Adam listening to Eve when he knew she was high on forbidden fruit and artificial intelligence!

5665 BC, April 3 (JC)

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