Puy-de-Dôme Volcano Erupts

5760 BC, December 31, Friday –Coordinates: 45° 46′ 19.2″ North, 2° 57′ 44.64″ East:

The Puy-de-Dôme volcano erupted. Nobody was there, so it didn’t hurt nuttin’. Adam and Eve were living in bliss in the Garden of Eden many thousands of miles away.

5759 BC, February 14 (JC)