5761 BC, March 9, Monday –Garden of Eden:

After naming a zillion wild beasts, Adam caught a break and only had to name a few domesticated animals according to the Wikipedia, the ultimate authority on domesticated animals.

Adam named them dog, sheep, pig, goat, cow, cat and chicken, then got the rest of the day off.

This is based upon an extra-Biblical source known as the “Life of Adam.”

5761 BC, April 23 (JC)

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