War

Hacking Shem-Re: 2824 BC

Pharaoh Nynetjer Hacks Shem-Re

2824 BC, December 31, Saturday —Egypt: Pharaoh Nyneter hacked up the city of Shem-Re and the House of the North. While that might seem a bit rude, such is the nature of war and pharaohs. Even though this was t...
Pharaoh Djer Smites SetJet: 3031 BC

Pharaoh Djer Smites Land of Setjet!

3029 BC, December 31, Thursday —Egypt: Almost smack-dab in the middle of his reign, Pharaoh Djer bravely sent forth highly impressionable Egyptian youth to slaughter and smite Setjet while he fiddled with his ...
Ötzi the Iceman Slain in Fight: 3105 BC

Ötzi Slain in fight

3105 BC, June 20, Tuesday —Location: 46° 46′ 45.8″ North, 10° 50′ 25.1″ East: Ötzi the Iceman was killed in a fight with a neighboring tribe. It is said that he bravely killed two of his foes with the same arr...
Narmer Unites Upper/Lower Egypt: 3110 BC

Narmer: Pharaoh of ALL of Egypt!

3110 BC, December 31, Monday —Egypt: Narmer, formerly known as Menes (leader of Upper Egypt), became Pharaoh of all of Egypt. Upper and Lower Egypt became one kingdom with Narmer as king! 3109 BC, January 2...
State Sponsored War: 3142 BC

State Sponsored War!

3142 BC, September 7, Sunday —Global: …And the sons of Noah began to war on each other, to take captive and to slay each other, and to shed the blood of men on the earth, and to eat blood, and to build strong ...