Weneg succeeds Pharaoh Nynetjer MisterOriginal 0100/01/01 2792 BC, Obituaries 738 2792 BC, December 31, Thursday —Egypt Weneg succeeded Pharaoh Nynetjer who was buried at Sakkara with lots of flint knives, razors, miscellaneous blades, beer & wine. Nynetjer launched at least a few milita...
Pharaoh Nynetjer’s Tenth Tax Time Extravaganza MisterOriginal 0100/01/01 2816 BC, Politics 646 2816 BC, December 31, Tuesday —Egypt: Pharaoh Nynetjer thoroughly enjoyed his tenth time counting cattle because that’s how he collected taxes. 2815 BC, January 23 (JC)...
Pharaoh Celebrates the Feast of Eternity MisterOriginal 0100/01/01 2817 BC, Obituaries 650 2817 BC, December 31, Monday —Egypt: Pharaoh Nynetjer made an offering for his mother, celebrating the “Feast of Eternity,” which was a burial ceremony. The Nile River flood level reached 1.92 meters. 28...
Pharaoh Nynetjer’s Ninth Cattle Count MisterOriginal 0100/01/01 2818 BC, Politics 671 2818 BC, December 31, Saturday —Egypt: One thing that never gets old when you are the pharaoh of Egypt and that is counting the cattle. You see, every time you count the cattle, if you’re the pharaoh, you get ...
Pharaoh Nynetjer Celebrates 3rd Feast of Sokar MisterOriginal 0100/01/01 2819 BC, Food 1106 2819 BC, December 31, Friday —Egypt: Pharaoh Nynetjer celebrated the third Sokar feast. In case you don’t know what this is all about, it is the celebration of yummy Egyptian onions; otherwise known as Egyptia...
Nile River Flood Reached 2.40 Meters MisterOriginal 0100/01/01 2820 BC, Nature 1514 2820 BC, December 31, Thursday —Egypt: Counting cattle may seem boring. But it’s a ton of fun when you’re Nynetjer, the king or Pharaoh of Egypt, and you just get to take whatever you want. This was known as t...
Nynetjer’s Second Race of the Apis Bull MisterOriginal 0100/01/01 2821 BC, Sports 1847 2821 BC, December 31, Wednesday —Egypt: Nynetjer, Pharaoh of Egypt, raced the Apis bull for the second time. Unfortunately, he was not gored. The Nile River flood level reached 1.92 meters. 2820 BC, Ja...
Nynetjer’s Seventh Cattle Count MisterOriginal 0100/01/01 2822 BC, Politics 967 2822 BC, December 31, Monday —Egypt: Nynetjer counted the cattle for the seventh time and collected massive tax revenues. He celebrated with the “Escort of the Horus” festival to appease the useful idiots he r...
Nynetjer’s Fourteenth Year in Review MisterOriginal 0100/01/01 2823 BC, Politics 1001 2823 BC, December 31, Sunday —Egypt: Nynetjer oversaw the first celebration of “Hor-seba-pet” which is to say “Horus, the star in heaven.” How weird is that? Due to a linguistic ambiguity, Nynetjer ordered ...
Pharaoh Nynetjer Hacks Shem-Re MisterOriginal 0100/01/01 2824 BC, War 1414 2824 BC, December 31, Saturday —Egypt: Pharaoh Nyneter hacked up the city of Shem-Re and the House of the North. While that might seem a bit rude, such is the nature of war and pharaohs. Even though this was t...
